Socal

Just beyond local. Not-So-Local.

1.Gertrude: I'm going to my Dad's house this weekend.
Wendy: Is it around here?
Gertrude: No, socal.

2. Mom: at the post office Go put these in the mailbox.
Kid: Which one?
Mom: Not local.
Kid: So Socal?
Mom: Yeah, that's it.

Pronounced like local only with an S instead of an L, not like Hollister's So Cal.

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Thugal

A white tiger.
In a fairytale, it would be a white herbivorous tiger.

Mary Sue: Daddy, for my sweet 16, I want a Thugal at my party.


In a fairytale book
The pretty princess rode away on the beautiful Thugal with her prince, and they all lived happily ever after.

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