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when you car keeps breaking down on you and you keep investing money in trying to fix it
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Person that is popping farts all the time
Dammit Ross, stop being such a fart popper!
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adj.
best way of going down on a girl while she is on her period
Girl: Go down on me
Boy: Aren't you on your period?
Girl: Just eat around it!
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similar to being porked but with a little je ne sais quoi
I went to France and all I got was jamboned :(
A scale which assigns a single number to quantify the amount of attractive energy released by a woman. It is a base-10 logarithmic scale obtained by calculating the logarithm of the combined horizontal amplitude of the largest displacement from zero on a Bust-Waist-Hip ratio. So, for example, an woman that measures 36-26-36 would hypothetically rate a 10 taking in consideration no other physical abnormalities, i.e. butterface
That chick is definitely a tenner as per the dichtorscale
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