friendmongering

The act of using a social community website bulletin board to broadcast a message asking others to add your best friend or shitty garage bands profile to their friends list.

This bulletin has a catchy title. I shall read what is inside... goddammit, another asshole friendmongering his blink 182 cover band, im getting tired of this shit.

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friendhoarding

A psychological disorder that makes one add as many friends as possible to their facebook or myspace accounts to fill the void in their diminishing real-world social lives.

Manny's eyes are bloodshot, I bet he was up all night friendhoarding on myspace. what a douchebag!

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deep sixed

To dispose of an item at a landfill/dump.

Derek: Nice plasma tv tom, what did you do with your old console television?
Tom: Oh, I just got back from the landfill, I deep sixed that bitch.
Derek: Nice.

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