swirly gerth

When you buy a set of electric toy trains and you tie your baby to the tracks naked with its legs spread and you tape a drill with an eggplant on the front of it going full speed and it hits the babies insides so deliciously that it’s ancestors can feel it.

Tomorrow I am going to swirly gerth my entire bloodline.

ingertherate

When you suck someone off that it swells two times wider and starts bleeding at all angles and they have the strong urge to lick the bottom of their feet and shove their big toe all the way up their nostrils as they have somebody fist their ass with a basketball.

My sister and I just had an ingertherate session.

fudgermerator

When you feed your dog ten Marijuana brownies which makes it maliciously attack your balls.

I am a fudgermerator.

stuffthumper

Fisting someone’s ass with something bigger than a basketball.

My brother and I were hanging out and I stuffthumpered him