complescendary

Being a combination of complimentary and condescending, to the point where your conversational companion is not sure whether you are being sincere or an ass.

You're such a saint!
I can't tell if you're being sincere or a douche.
I prefer the term complescendary.

vegan tax

The charge you’re hit with when you request to remove all animal products from a dish and replace it with veggies, even though you’ve removed the most expensive items in the dish.

Nah, man, I would rather go to a different restaurant, because last time I ate there and asked for peppers instead of chicken and cheese, they hit me with that vegan tax.