William

William is a world famous basketball player, and he is on the national team of Kazaksthan in biathlon William is also one of the strongest, most ripped and finest person alive. William have popular friends like Kim Kardashian, Drake, the Pope, George Not Found, Socrates and PewDiePie, everyone wants to be William's friend because he is so sexy and handsome and muscular and sexy and hot. People say, that approximately 66 million years ago, he lifted up a T'Rex, and ate it for breakfast. Every William has at least 4 girlfriends wich he is juggeling around at all times non stop, even while he sleeps. Oh, and did i mention, William is 6'5 and very hot.

Super hot and sexy woman: Oooo, Who is that over there?
Ugly Woman: That is William, he has a big and giant horsecock and everyone loves him.
Super hot and Sexy Woman: I can tell, William is so out of my leauge. and he is hot.