Using a photo-enhancing sofware program to create a new hairstyle or enhance an existing style.
Can be a noun or a verb.
Him: Wow! That model's got big hair!
Her: It's just a photoweave.
Neck skin that hangs over a too-tight collar.
She: You need to buy new shirts.
He: Why?
She: Your collar is so tight that you have a neck muffin.
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An unattractive man who tries to look and act sophisticated.
Bubba is so muttrosexual in that tux.
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a group of parents who congregate in front of the school in order to shuttle their kids to and from school and after-school activities
She: Where's Joan?
He: She had to join the mommy brigade to pick up her daughter and take her to soccer practice.
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skankily atrocious or atrociously skanky; either way, really nasty.
He: Who was that skankatrocious dude you were with last night?
She: Your cousin.
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to annoy someone by poking them with a sharp object like a pen, pencil, or fingernail.
Please stop acupestering me with your pen.
An attorney more noted for getting publicity than for legal abilities.
He: I see that fame-whore who claims to be an actor's mistress has an attorney to handle the press.
She: Yeah, she's retained a sluttorney instead of a lawyer.
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