NFC

No Fucking Chance.

Joe: Do think that you'll get a raise this year?
Jane: NFC, no fucking chance.

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cungly

adj. cunty and ugly.

Her new hairdo makes her look so cungly.

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skankatrocious

skankily atrocious or atrociously skanky; either way, really nasty.

He: Who was that skankatrocious dude you were with last night?

She: Your cousin.

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photoweave

Using a photo-enhancing sofware program to create a new hairstyle or enhance an existing style.

Can be a noun or a verb.

Him: Wow! That model's got big hair!
Her: It's just a photoweave.

bandal

bandal, n., a member of a rock band who has destroyed a hotel room, usually in a drunken or drug-induced frenzy.

Prominent bandals: Keith Moon, Led Zeppelin.

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neck muffin

Neck skin that hangs over a too-tight collar.

She: You need to buy new shirts.
He: Why?
She: Your collar is so tight that you have a neck muffin.

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sluttorney

An attorney more noted for getting publicity than for legal abilities.

He: I see that fame-whore who claims to be an actor's mistress has an attorney to handle the press.

She: Yeah, she's retained a sluttorney instead of a lawyer.

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