Streamdigger

Someone who enters into a relationship solely because their partner has access to better and/or more video streaming services than they have.

He knew deep in his heart that he felt nothing for this woman, but her subscriptions to Hulu Premium and HBO Now forced him to live the life of a streamdigger.

Volcel

A good looking person who is voluntarily celibate because he is a pure spirit as opposed to an ugly nerd who hates women and loves Reddit.

A: Chad, you're a good looking guy why aren't you with a lady?
B: Well, because I'm a volcel. I respect women too much.
A: Wow, that's very pure spirited of you.
B: Thanks.

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