McDonalds

The thing that’s running through your mind all day and night but the longer you keep eating McDonalds, you won’t be able to run at all

Have a healthy diet of McDonalds and you, yes, YOU! can have diabetes like the other 9.4% of the population!

Baby Shark

The end of the human population. Our domination. THE MONSTROSITY OF THE WORLD.

Listening to Baby Shark made the sun implode.

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Julien

The king of lemurs! No jk. Julien is the manliest man you'll ever meet. He's the type of guy to hold the door open for you, give you his jacket, y'know, all that gentlemanly chivalrous stuff. He's great at starting conversations, but not so great at ending them. But so what if he rambles a lot? He's still the nicest guy you've ever met! Julien knows his limits, and is not afraid to ask for help. He's friendly, and overall just a great guy to be around. Get yourself a Julien in your life, everyone should have one!

Person 1: Julien helped me with the homework yesterday, now I finally understand the assignment!
Person 2: Wow, Julien is such a great dude.

Photography

The only hobby that you can shoot people and cut their heads off without going to jail.

Person 1- I LOVE photography!
Person 2- Wow you must take lots of great photos.
Person 1- Yea. Totally. 😈 * has fire and murder of past in their eyes*
Person 2- *backs away calls mental hospital*

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One More Time!

a LIE. When your drum major/band director decides to not be satisfied with the band's "final" run through.

Drum Major/Band Director: "All right band, One More Time!"
Band: "Oh god, not this again."