Kippered

When you are on top, in the midst of a heated act of sexual intercourse, and your dog sneakily finds his way onto the bed, where the pooch sniffs, and licks your anus.

"Man, it was going so great, I was piping this super hot babe, then all of a sudden I got kippered by my dumbass dog. I'd probably leave the door open again though."

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tobined

When you propose to your girlfriend in high school but a couple days later she dumps you and keeps the ring; verb

Mike was tobined when Sarah broke up with him, calling off the marriage and stealing the ring. catfished bamboozled

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