Duncan

A very short guy who is pretty resourceful. He can crawl through your chimney into your house. Usually he has a very small dick, but girls will claim he knows how to use it. He will also somehow manage to always have connections for the most random ass things, but can disappear for months at a time. When the cops try to pull him over, he runs away.

Hey man have you seen that short guy who has been recently running from the cops on i40?

Yeah man! He’s definitely a Duncan!

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