Professional mouth clown

Another way to say someone loves to give blowjobs. They suck that dick until the head turns red like a clown nose. Clown that cock till it laughs up cum.

Yo see Larry? He's on the downlow he's a total professional mouth clown. When he was in the joint he made his whole cell blocks cocks looks like goddamn circus. Red cocks all over.

Cherry professional mouth clown my dick yo. Looks like a stoplight yo!

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LARS

LARS is an acronym for Lame Ass Redneck Shit. This involves all redneck and cowboy garbage. Including but not limited to Pickup trucks, country music, racist symbol wearing, and dressing up like its 1885.
Terrible rock like Nickelback and supporting of TRUMP is also covered by this. People become violent because they dont understand how the internet works are included.

"You see that fool driving a pickup truck with a confederate flag on it to the TRUMP rally? Thats some straight up LARS."

"You see that fool in the park beat on his woman for arguing with him? Classic LARS."

"That dude jumped that asian guy. He told the COPS he thought all asians were ninjas and he was scared. Thats next levels LARS son."

"What do you get when a drunken rodeo clown has a sex with a Truck Stop Whore. A boy named LARS ."

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