miyagi

To have rotten teeth. A Miyagi is someone who has baked beans in their gums.

ARRGGHH Miyagi. Yeh rotten teeth.

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dog in the bathtub

It is what happens when Number Two (or five these days) inserts his enormous steel plated testicles inside an unsuspecting minx's beeeeeeehind and shakes them vigorously. His balls give off such friction that authorities have often feared another Chernobyl type incident.

After waving to the crowd, Number two reveals his massive testicles and pops them fair into the arse of Mimi McPherson. While she smokes crack. And her crack smokes as well.

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