Vanilla Choke

Ejaculating in the throat of someone while they are deep throating you, causing them to choke on your semen.

Mark: Hey Jim, what did you do last night?
Jim: I vanilla choked Megan!
Mark: Sweet man!

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Taco Jaundice

A medical condition with the yellowing of the excrement, typically caused by the consumption of Taco John's.

Jimbo: What's wrong Mark?

Mark: Well after I ate Taco John's I pooped, and it didn't look right.

Jimbo: Meh, no sweat mane. You just have the Taco Jaundice.

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Lesbian Pegging

where a man pegs a lesbian

hey jim, whats lesbian pegging?
well mark, its like driving backwards on the wrong side of the road.
oh i see!! makes perfect sense

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