metric fuckton

A whole hell of a lot of something. See also: metric shitload

The teacher gave me a metric fuckton of homework.

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dilmo

a cross between a dildo and a homo

"We all think that Andrew tends to act like a dilmo."

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dodee

another word for "dad"

Mommy and dodee are just fine.

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Topitos

Girls who flash other people by taking off their shirts

Did you see those Topitos at the party the other night?

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Kat Bjelland

A genious guitarist and singer, frontwoman of the Babes in toyland, Katastrophy Wife and bassist of Crunt. Also played with Courtney Love in "Sugar Baby Dolls"

You just can't play guitar like Kat Bjelland.

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pickling

verb. when someone has dry humped with someone else and is too embarrassed to say dry fuck or dry hump, so in telling another friend what they did they call it pickling.

Oh my god cathy last night john was pickling me so hard i wanted to tear my clothes off but we were in my little sisters room watching a movie with her.

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holy mother

wow!

holy mother! you're kidding me!

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