When you earn a DUI weekend and have to do the three day jail weekend, you tell your boss you are desert camping.
Me: Hey I can't come in this Saturday.
Him: Why not?
Me: I have a desert camping weekend scheduled before I took this job.
A expression for the Northern Coast of Ohio, were tourists binge drink until it's time to get on the ferry to travel from the islands to the mainland and sober up.
Me: I've been day drinking all weekend.
Him: It's time to get on the ferry.