Googlet

When you are reading through an online text and you come across an unfamiliar reference which causes you to stop where you are reading and make a quick visit to Google to lookup the meaning, this side trip to Google is referred to as a googlet.

Chris: What about Hank Steel?

Bill: hank you for that little googlet, Chris.

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chelly

A chelly is a small turd being similar in length and width resulting in a roughly spherical shape. They are often deposited in clusters in public toilets where they may be framed with a bouquet of flamboyantly arranged paper garnishing which may or may not extend to the rim of the bowl.

Doctor: How are your bowel movements?
Patient: Umm. Uhhh.
Doctor: Firm or soft.
Patient: F..f..f...firm.
Doctor: Long or short?
Patient: Short. Sorta round.
Doctor. Hmmm. <scribbling and muttering> Patient reports chelly movements.

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