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teaching your dog to drive

A polite suggestion that someone has admirable faith while being out of touch with reality.

"Brilliant idea, truly, but you're teaching your dog to drive."

by Monkey's Dad March 31, 2020

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underlying condition

A Covid-denier's first response to hearing that a person has died from Covid-19. Because they absolutely know that the disease is nothing more than a politicized hoax.

"My friend died from Covid."
"She must have had underlying condition."

by Monkey's Dad September 7, 2020


underlying condition

A pre-existing medical issue that can increase a person's vulnerability to contracting coronavirus and/or dying from it.

Anything which renders someone less than optimally healthy, compromising their immunity.

Being human.

Just being alive felt like an underlying condition. Her asthma was an additional factor, she supposed, but each day she was getting news of yet another person coming down with corona. They were old, middle-aged, young, healthy or not.

by Monkey's Dad March 29, 2020


underlying condition

A Covid-denier's first response to hearing that a person has died from Covid-19. Because they absolutely know that the disease is nothing more than a politicized hoax.

"My friend died from Covid."
"Did she have an underlying condition?"

by Monkey's Dad September 7, 2020


homemade haircut

Very 2020, it's a look.

Jessica was happy with her homemade haircut. Even if it looked a bit ... ummm ... uneven, it had been given with love.

by Monkey's Dad May 28, 2020


July 4, 2020 Interdependence Day

A holiday celebrating the truth that we are all in it together, that we all breathe the same air.

She would be at home on July 4, 2020 Interdependence Day, celebrating her connection to the whole world, hoping to one day be part of it, a different kind of freedom.

by Monkey's Dad June 28, 2020

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cat's cradle

The delusional gesture of separating the hands, bringing them together again, manipulating yarn, which Donald Trump continually plays while speaking. A game beloved of little girls everywhere.

Debating Biden, Trump revealed his inner life by continually playing cat's cradle.

by Monkey's Dad October 23, 2020

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