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Your partner in an isolationship. The lover you are prevented from being with, due to stay-at-home orders during the coronaviral lockdown
She longed for his embrace, but for now he was her significan't other, their desire for each other intensified because of enforced solitude.
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Attacking an Urban Dictionary definition with a sustained barrage of thumbs-down votes.
The definition had been selected as Word of the Day. It had earned thousands of thumbs-up votes and many fewer thumbs-down. But somebody out there was peeved. Every day they contrived to give it as many thumbs-downs as they could, usually four or five, in an act of def-bombing that only underscored the power of the definition itself.
A "Friend Request", labeled "People You May Know" which seems to come from another planet. A photo of a member of the opposite sex, with absurdly exaggerated sexual characteristics and a "name" which is a random string of letters. Presumably aroused beyond bearing, you will click "Add Friend" and promptly provide your banking information, credit cards, SSN and all your passwords.
"American mans, Dmitri, liking they are the waist-to-hips rations, this I read on pornhubs, so bigger you make it. Bigger Dmitri. Hot name you give please to these chick... Nogy Wqjorjm, this they American girls naming many. Masters of Phacebook Phishing soon we will be, rich mans, fancy car driving."
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Where ordinary words go to be reborn.
Dictating while driving and doing her nails, her text said that she was happy with her new high bridge Toyota Penis. Could she give him a shocking lisp? If he would pick up a few ripe tornadoes and parrots she could cook his favorite vaginal soup.
He didn't even try to translate. Once again she had crossed the border into the Spell-Czech Republic.
Mayor of Washington, DC.
D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser renamed a section of 16th street, in front of the White House, âBlack Lives Matter Plazaâ and had the slogan painted on the pavement in massive yellow letters to honor demonstrators protesting the killing of George Floyd by police.
Grab the money the company offers for lunch, incidentals and travel, because you are grossly underpaid for your talents.
He hadn't had a raise in two years, and was working twice as hard. The least he could do was carpe perdiem.
The far-right junkie's daily injection of toxic fantasy and rage.
He needed it bad, needed it now! now! startin' to shake 'n where's the remote? Where is my Goddamned remote?! Ping! and oh, right there! Hannity!!... ahhhhh... there... my Fix News, okay man, rigged, fraud, reverse the election, dead voters, Venezuelan ballots and man-made covid 'cause Melania takes her mask off in the goddamned children's hospital and the kids do not get sick and die, one kleenex and so what?! not over, man, not over, second term landslide starts inauguration day... better now, so... much......... better.