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GFF

A feminine refinement of BFF, meaning GirlFriends Forever.

"Lauren and me have known each other since we were, like, little, and we are, like, GFF."

by Monkey's Dad August 22, 2021

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not a scientist

Amy Coney Barrett's self-characterization when asked her views on climate change, which she describes as 'controversial' when it is a settled matter globally among those who are indeed scientists.

"Do you believe that climate change is happening and threatening the air we breathe and the water we drink?" Kamala Harris asked.
"I will not express a view on a matter of public policy... that is politically controversial" Judge Barrett answered. "I am not a scientist."

by Monkey's Dad October 16, 2020


trashionalization

Justifying the crushing of someone else's point of view, feelings, work or beliefs.

His trashionalization for demolishing her argument was easy. Family separation at the border was inhumane, and everyone else at the table knew it.

by Monkey's Dad March 7, 2020


#MehToo

#MeToo fatigue, the result of elastic boundaries applied in accusations of inappropriate conduct.

She struggled to understand how Andrew Cuomo was being classed alongside R. Kelly and Harvey Weinstein. When old grab-em-by-the-pussy-Trump had been given a pass, for God's sake??!! She wondered whether she and her friends had arrived at their #MehToo moment.

by Monkey's Dad March 2, 2021


mented

The positive opposite to the word 'demented'. In full possession of one's mental capacities.

"Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV. Would you like me to repeat the words in random, alphabetical or reverse order? I'll take the aggregate letters of those words and arrange them into a palindrome, after translating them into Chinese, a language I speak better than Xi Ping Jong by the way. Dementia! I'm more fully mented than any man, woman, camera, tv or person on the planet, twice my age, particularly that deranged loser... the Dementiacratic candidate... his name'll come to me...

by Monkey's Dad October 23, 2020


postemptive

After the fact. A measure taken in response to something which has already happened. Shutting the barn door after the horse has escaped. The opposite of preemptive.

"Would it seem postemptive if I wrote a letter of resignation?"
"They fired you last week."
"Yeah, well..."

by Monkey's Dad March 11, 2020

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Prozacco

Prozac with bubbles. Sparkling white wine with miraculous antidepressant properties.

She turned off the news, opened a bottle of Prozacco and felt her spirits effervesce.

by Monkey's Dad March 22, 2020