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Asked of anyone who steps up to fill a leadership vacuum, by those who are just standing around complaining and looking lost.
Often followed by the word "God", in a variety of ways.
"Who appointed you? God?"
"Who appointed you God?"
"Who appointed you?"
"God, actually. Get over it."
The emptiness in a life, a city, a country, caused by the Covid virus.
So much that had filled their lives was gone for the moment, leaving an enormous Covoid.
Fear of a broad array of foreigners.
Today he was blaming the Chinese for the 'foreign virus', yesterday, the Mexicans for allowing the Central Americans to get anywhere near our border, and whom he might fear tomorrow was anyone's guess. The president actually seemed proud of his XYZnophobia, blind to the leveling properties of the pandemic, and the lesson it offered, that we are all made of the same stuff.
Profoundly peaceful sleep shared by a couple after lovemaking.
Feeling what he knew would be her final orgasm of the night, he joined her, in perfect sync, and they fell into a state of simultaneous snoregasm, neither of them stirring until sunrise.
Procedure to remove a man's bullheaded virility, performed by a female, using a few choice words.
Seeing him snort and paw the ground, while angling his horns in her direction, she was planning tonight's minotaurectomy, which would preferably be non-surgical, but hey.
Addiction to hand sanitizing, a common pandemic disorder.
He sanitized his hands after touching any item, even if it had been sitting undisturbed on his desk for years. 'You can never be too careful', he said aloud, every few minutes, in denial of his isopropyl alcoholism.
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'died and went to heaven', an acronym for the state of happiness beyond words.
Looking at her across the table, staring into her phone as she'd done all through dinner, the joy he felt in being with her on their first date was inexpressible. He texted 'dawth' to her, heard the thrilling 'ping' and thought she might look up and meet his eyes, but... whatever.