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a free country

Concept championed by low IQ individuals, who want to do what they want to do.

She would refuse to wear a mask, spit in the face of the cashier, open the ice cream carton and lick the contents before putting it back, urinate in all the lemonade bottles, carry her gun where'n'when-the-hell she chose, drive 200 miles an hour through the red lights while schoolkids were crossing, and use the salt shaker on your table for target practice, because this is a free country.

by Monkey's Dad May 25, 2020

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coronaviral

Something which spreads at unprecedented speed.

The swift lockdown of the planet was coronaviral.

by Monkey's Dad March 17, 2020

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coronawalrus

A thick-skinned survivor who, having seen it all, feels immune.

He had been a war orphan, a soldier, a refugee, a patient given no chance of survival, a coronawalrus without fear, volunteering to help others.

by Monkey's Dad March 24, 2020

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Twelve again!!!

Remaining a child, year after year, all the way through one's theoretical adulthood.

"Yay, it's my birthday! Twelve again!!!"

by Monkey's Dad June 23, 2020


falling on blind eyes

Something which is in front of us, yet cannot or will not be seen.

The visual equivalent of 'falling on deaf ears'.

Inside the White House, the numbers kept falling on blind eyes, unable to see that infection rates were exploding, that their candidate was massively behind in the polls, that across the country, people were on the march and would not back down.

by Monkey's Dad June 24, 2020


Hypocratic Right

In a Hypocractic form of government, the inalienable right to say one thing and do another, as exemplified by Senator Lindsey Graham.

'"Use my words against me" doesn't mean "hold me accountable"', said Graham. "As a Republican, I am exercising my Hypocratic Right to say and do anything I want to."

by Monkey's Dad September 22, 2020


antifact

A thing which is the opposite of what it is presumed to be. An action which is intended to achieve one result and yet achieves its opposite.

Jack and Babs were puzzled that their daughter, already well past forty, seemed to lack any motivation, ambition or interest. They had always done everything for her, 'helped' her with her homework, pulled strings to get her into school, given her a car for graduation. They'd even bought her a nice apartment and set up an annuity so she wouldn't have to worry, never understanding that their 'caring' was an antifact, which, instead of enabling her, was crippling her.

by Monkey's Dad April 17, 2024