knit

see also knit a sweater

It sounds backwards but I like to buy a new sweater then knit another one

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river'd

1) see also rivered
2) being beaten by the last card of the community, called the "river"
3) combination of rivered and arrow'd

I had the straight on the flop, but got river'd, he pulled out a flush

krunkalated

1. state of mind well beyond your average drunk/high.
2. intoxication level step before alachol poisoning

"I got two cases of beer and an ounce, I'mma get krunkalated."
"Man that fool was krunkalated, grinding on that lamp and everything"

Soda-Pop Make-out

A) referrs to the sharing of one's beverage, and the exchange of body fluids from the participants.

B) You have shared a beverage with everyone who has ever shared a beverage with someone you shared a beverage with.

Brian and Tim have had soda-pop make-out because they both shared a drink with Tiffany.

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Double Yoi

an excited exclamation by the late Myron Cope, color commentator for the Pittsburgh Stillers (Steelers). Often yelled with a single "YOI!" when a great play or great hit occured on the field.

Bill Hillgrove: "Wow, look at the hit Polamalu put on the reciever"
Myron Cope: "Yoi!, and Double Yoi! dat Polamalu can cover da whole field"

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knit a sweater

code for smoking pot

Man it's cold out I need to knit a sweater, know where I can get a sweater?

No, but I got a scarf here

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Kyle'd

To be Kyle'd is to be screwed by a co-worker who leaves early saying he is done when he isn't really.

Named for a Kyle who likes to clock out 3-5 min early while saying things like, "I gotta go all I have left are floors but I don't have enough time"

Employee: "Hey man I'm all done, can I go?"
Manager: "You sure your done? You better not Kyle me."
Employee: "I'm not, gonna Kyle you!"
Manager: "Alright get outta here then."

Manager comes out looks arounf and floors still need done, and nothing is wiped down.

Manager: "Dammnit I've been KYLE'D"

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