Gmod

Horrible game where a bunch if screaming kids fight over egirls in multiplayer and if you dare play single player you will become insane and lose al grip of reality, time and physics
10/10 game absolutely love it

Guy 1: hey dude wanna play gmod later
Guy 2: yeah sure let me just finish up on my perpetual motion device first
Guy 1: dude save the universal law breaking for gmod

6👍 3👎

This is a mug

Be honest you’re only here for the mug

Person 1: hey dude can I get some coffee

Person 2: yeah sure
Person 1: damn this is a mug

Shart

When you shit and fart at the same time
Or what you say something tastes like when there aren’t any other words to describe it

Person 1: what is it called when you shit and fart at the same time
Person 2: a shart, why?
Person 1: well I guess I just sharted