Butt skating

Pooping on a toilet for such an extended period of time in a warm temperature setting that one's legs (thighs) and/or butt starts swetting, possibly causing the person to be able to slide around while pooping as if they were on an ice skating rink

Dude, I was on the toilet crapping for over 30 minutes the other day and I started butt skating all over the toilet seat

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