Mustard Nuts

On hot days your ass and nuts start sweating, and some of your butt sauce begins migrating to your nutsack across your taint, causing irritation and general discomfort

I had serious mustard nuts yesterday while mowing the lawn.

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FDIC Friday

A day celebrated in financial circles every week because of the FDIC's propensity to shut down and take over troubled banks on a friday so as to minimize the impact on the stock market.

"Happy FDIC Friday everybody! 2 more banks gone today!"

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