Asshole hair

The hair you realized you had while you where masturbating ,shitting ,or while reading this definition.

Joe: i realized something the other day.
Tim: yeah, what was it?
Joe: that I have asshole hair.
Tim: your just realizing that!?

Junkiasta

When you put a confetti bomb in your foreskin and ignite it.

I did a Junkiasta on your father

Gulp

the act of Glug glug glug *gulp*

random guy: Glug glug glug *gulp*
RAndom guy: REFRESHING G FUEL

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MonkeMolest

When a monkey swoops down from a tree and forcefully enters you.

Damn it! I got MonkeMolested again!