Beau

An extremely short person who will 97% of the time, stay at 4' 8 feet tall or under for the entirety of their lives

Beau: I will nevver be a tall person like you.
Friend 1: Don't worry, you'll become the tallest in the group one day!
Friend 2: No you wont, it's scientifically proven that there is only a 3% chance you will be taller than 4' 8. And those chances are not in your favour.
Beau: Oh... *enters depressive stages*

Sophie

This girl, you may think is the one but truly, it takes 2 weeks for them to move on. They are like the Usain Bolt of men, they switch through so many people in only a heartbeat. They are the typical heartbreaker who always says, "can we still be friends" after they break your heart. Never trust them.

Girl named Sophie: hey, I like you!

Boy: hell no, you're a Sophie. You'll just betray me, break my heart and find someone else within 2 weeks. You monster.