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Slang term for your balls, slats, nuts, gnads, gnards, jewels, etc.
"I told her it's not the dress that makes her look fat... it's the fat that makes her look fat - and she turned around and kneed me in the Choch Bag."
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As your gal is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees. You very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vagina. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl much like a flying camel. Strictly a class move.
"My girl had to go to the girlie doctor today, I think I injured her last night doing the Flying Camel. Ouch!"
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Poker slang term. When bragging about your hand's immenent victory, someone calls your bet, beats your hand and drags the pot without saying a word. The poker equivalent of a 'Dirty Sanchez', ala sticking your statement up your ass, then wiping their hand across your lip in humiliation.
"Opie had three Aces, but Cave slipped him a Dirty Quentin when he rolled over him with an Aces over Kings boat."
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To jerk off, fling the goo and smell your hand.
I just caught some pictures of Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction. It's time to go home and give it the old spank 'n sniff.
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The combination of two or more similar elements into one cohesive idea, image or item that appears seemless in presentation.
"Taking two different photographs of the same model, he Frankensteined that lingerie ad into the perfect pose!"
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When poetic/kharmic/lawful justice is administered to a high-profile personality or public servant that usually garners little or no sympathy from the Average Joe. Term derived from using the word "roasted" in it's context.
They roasted VP Dick Cheney for his involvement in offering no-bid contracts to Halliburton and are moving to impeach. THAT's BBQ Justice!
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To do something so inherently stupid, yet your friends choose not to alienate you from the group and resort to summing up the scenario with this comment.
"He bought the truck, then two days later ran it into a light pole and totalled it when he was drunk."
"Fuckin' Grimace!"
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