choch bag

Slang term for your balls, slats, nuts, gnads, gnards, jewels, etc.

"I told her it's not the dress that makes her look fat... it's the fat that makes her look fat - and she turned around and kneed me in the Choch Bag."

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Dirty Quentin

Poker slang term. When bragging about your hand's immenent victory, someone calls your bet, beats your hand and drags the pot without saying a word. The poker equivalent of a 'Dirty Sanchez', ala sticking your statement up your ass, then wiping their hand across your lip in humiliation.

"Opie had three Aces, but Cave slipped him a Dirty Quentin when he rolled over him with an Aces over Kings boat."

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spank 'n sniff

To jerk off, fling the goo and smell your hand.

I just caught some pictures of Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction. It's time to go home and give it the old spank 'n sniff.

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Flying Camel

As your gal is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees. You very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vagina. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl much like a flying camel. Strictly a class move.

"My girl had to go to the girlie doctor today, I think I injured her last night doing the Flying Camel. Ouch!"

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Frankensteined

The combination of two or more similar elements into one cohesive idea, image or item that appears seemless in presentation.

"Taking two different photographs of the same model, he Frankensteined that lingerie ad into the perfect pose!"

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man mayoed

Just before shooting your wad inside her, pull out and jerk off in your hand - then when she asks what you're doing, slap her in the face paint-brush style and scream:
"YOU'VE BEEN MAN-MAYOED!"

"We had a nice dinner, movie and some drinks - then he took me home, man mayoed me and left. Asshole!"

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picklesmoocher

A person who sucks cock.

Bob in Sales is such a picklesmoocher.

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