To do something so inherently stupid, yet your friends choose not to alienate you from the group and resort to summing up the scenario with this comment.
"He bought the truck, then two days later ran it into a light pole and totalled it when he was drunk."
"Fuckin' Grimace!"
A person who sucks cock.
Bob in Sales is such a picklesmoocher.
The anus, asshole, bunghole - in sexual terms.
"I heard at poker that Tammy takes it in the bad hole!"