JPI

the JPI ( jacket potato index) is a rarely used and even more rarely understood metric by which consumer prices are measured in low income areas. by comparing the price of jacket potatoes in various outlets and also comparing the prices to previous years and across different geographical regions. This is a strict metric, prices have to be compared on a specific product, a jacket potato + 1 filling, or Jacket potato with butter and cheese.

"prices are getting crazy lately."
"I know, the JPI is through the roof!"

Growler

a chinese ninja fighting cat, bred specifically to quash racist taunts from certain northern monkeys

Rebecca Waters' growler became infected after a fight with a fairy

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Tom and Lydia

A pseudonym for when a couple are totally messed up, particularly when the female is a psycho, bunny boiling, condom piercing, friend banning. Chances are she will kill him and leave him in a shallow grave in the woods.

See also pussy whipped!

What's up with Jeff?
Ah he's in a new relationship, and it's all a bit tom and Lydia!
Poor lad