Bender neutral

A heterosexual person who has no interest whatever in LGBT matters

I am entirely bender neutral when it comes to matters of LGBT concern.

Googlezheimers

Googlezheimers occurs when you forget something a few seconds after you look it up

I can’t remember what it is and I only Googled it this morning, must be suffering from Googlezheimers

Lardashian

Obesity when applied to the human rear

Lardashian rear ends are simply a result of obesity.

Wokograph

A photograph that puts diversity before all else.

The wokograph showed one black, white, physically disabled, asian, seikh, muslem and lgbt person seated at a table

Cheese curtains

The labia of a vegetarian

I am told that vegetarians do not have beef curtains but instead cheese curtains