Ethan

A kid that when he has his bangs down and not swept to the side looks like a bar code, somewhat Filipino and has worn a Vietnamese rice farmer hat screaming "ching chong" cause he's uncultured

"Hey, you know that kid Ethan?"
"Yeah last time I remember wasn't he dating Ashley"
"Oh dude, I gotta go tell Monolith about this"

Ashley

Seems like a nice stereotypical white girl, blue eyes and blond hair, but will most likely if not defiantly cheat on your homeboy

"Hey, broski did you hear what happened to my boy Ethan?"
"Yeah, but that's what he gets for deciding to date Ashley"

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