Afterglow

The act of locking your roommate out of your apartment after they graciously left your signifacnt other and you alone to have sex, just so that they comeback home and you won't let them inside after they called you to let them in because you say the moment after sex is so beautiful and your cuddling and you don't want to ruin the moment because your a lazy piece of shit.

Me-Dude let me inside

Roomate-can't man, me and (insert name here) are having afterglow
Me-screw you thats the gayest thing i've heard i'm gald i masturbate in your bed.

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Ninja Gifting

The Art of gifting an item to a friend or relative, by sneaking into their house and placing said item unwrapped among their personal belongings, in such a way they have no clue who gifted the item to them or where it came from. also can be referred to as Ghost Gifting.

I found a Venus statue in my room, I believe someone has been ninja gifting me while i was at work.