puffer poon

A puffer poon is a big boned lady that thinks she is the best thing since sliced, toasted, ham and cheese, french bread with bacon on top!

Person 1:" did erica change the menu again?"
Person2:"she is such a puffer poon!"

Beaver Brush

A Beaver brush is a moustache that is being used to comb a beaver before entry.

"Daniel asked Margaret if he could comb her beaver with his beaver brush!"