Do a Figo on it

Figo is a monsterous muscley baby who feeds on protein and defied all odds and was conceived after his small sperm cell made it through a condom and battled past an IUD.
To "Do a Figo on it" is to do something that is almost impossible and out of the ordinary.

What do ya think mate?
About what?
Are Norwich City going to do a Figo on it and win the Premier league this year?

Crimson wizard

When you jack a dick off as hard and vigorously that the tip goes a worrying shade of crimson.

I jacked my tinder date off after taking a preworkout shake and man, I gave that guy a crimson wizard with the strength it evoked