ganoose

A fearful animal with a body like an ugly deer, a bill like a duck, moose's antlers, and back legs like a rabbits. Only found in small redneck towns on the outskirts of other redneck towns, usually by people who are crazy, drunk, or both (crunk).

1.The ganoose can crush a boatload of men and pick its teeth with the ores.

2.Jimmy thought he shot himself a ganoose last weekend, but it was just a couple of cows.

Johnny Horton

The greatest country singer of all time. Some say that the only person ever to approach his quality of singing was Han Williams. The world may never know.

Man, I wish I could meet Horton.

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