Scandinavian belt buckle

When a man pulls his balls above his belt line (keeping his penis hidden/tucked) and raises his shirt revealing his scrotum (ususally shiny due to pressure) and says to the witness, "Check out my belt buckle..... it's Scandinavian"

Hey Dave!! Check out my new belt buckle!!!! ..... (Matt lifts shirt revealing his balls) its Scandinavian.

Dave; What the fuck dude! I don't want to see your nuts!!!!!
Scandinavian belt buckle

Burp and tuck

The act of closing a deal, usually dealing with someone who is a pain in the ass or unreasonable. The phrase refers to putting a crying baby to sleep, burp them and tuck them away to bed.

Sales person; "Dave, can you help me with this customer? She is being completely unreasonable and won't accept no for an answer."
Dave; "Do you need me to give her a burp and tuck?"

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