Johnny Bench Called

In other words, an "old catcher". As in someone whose old and takes it in the ass.

Saying "Johnny Bench called" is as to say "you're an old catcher", or "you take it in the ass".

As used in the Animated Sitcom Archer on FX.

Archer catches his mother having phone sex.

Conversation ensues.

Mother: Then get out, and for godsake take a shower. Smells like a whore house in here.
Archer: Okay... You're Own Fingers
Mother: Hmm?
Archer: Nothing.... Johnny Bench called.

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