A Suit Douche is a guy who will over dress for any occasion in the hopes of garnishing as much attention for himself as possible.
A Suit Douche will wear an ascot to the coffee shop when meeting freinds just after they have gotten off work at the local factory.
A Suit Douche will wear a brown trimmed Seer Sucker Edwardian Suit to his good freinds wedding when the groom is only wearing a casual vest and slacks.
At all occasions a Suit Douche silently says "Hey Everyone!! Look at me."
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The condition of an easily solved problem being altered into a time consuming pain in the ass by a fellow worker who doesn't know what they are doing.
Buttermilked- when a machine or device has multiple layers of poor workmanship resulting in a tragic waste of useful time and materials.
Buttermilk(noun)-a self deluded individual that creates stressful situations by embellishing minor problems with inane details in order to avoid actually solving the problem or doing the work.
" I have a long list of projects to work on today but I will probably spend my entire work shift repairing that machine that was Buttermilked last week."
"Why didn't he just tighten that bolt?"
"Man that guy is such a Buttermilk!!"
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