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the biggest mountain in the world, located in Burlington, Ontario, Canada. Fatter and heavier than any other moutain.
Holy crap, have you seen mount weber?? its fucking huge!!
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The little pieces of dried poop covered toilet paper that fall from oneâs butt crack. A sign of poor wiping technique
As I walked around the house in my underwear little toasted snowflakes were sprinkled across my hardwood floors.
When a women has her tubes tied.
i filled Lori up last night with my baby batter. she just had a vagsectomy
Placing hot sauce on your penis before your significant other performs fellatio
My girlfriend was a little adventurous last night giving me a banana flambe for dessert.
When a woman stands over a mirror to see if her vagina has been washed properly.
As we were getting ready for dinner my wife was giving herself a MirrorBella in the bathroom
Classy word for toilet paper
After a healthly bowl movement i daintily wiped my cornshoot with a genrous supply of ass napkins
Thick bushy eyebrows that make a person indistinguishable from an owl. Usually on an unkempt elderly man or woman
The browls on the old man's forehead were so thick and fluffy they kept the sun out of his eyes.