lychee-mail

refers to mail or correspondence that makes mention of lychee

"Lychee-mail is so the new gmail."

crumbsy

A really clumsy eater, one who eats and leaves crumbs.

Andy's crumbsy ass left all sorts of pizza crust on the couch.

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booty o'clock

Often referred to closing time, it's the period of time right after a bar closes where desperate people hang around outside to pick up on remainders.

And to think, I met your father at booty o'clock!

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pebbled

a little stoned, ie not too high

"I don't know if I want to get stoned, but I'll get a little pebbled."

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girltender

a female bartender especially at a place where all the other bartenders are male

These dudes make some weak drinks, but that girltender over there is makin' them HEAVY.

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walk the weed

When living with rule-abiding people (e.g. parents, conservatives, children), a walk pretending to walk the dog but actually smoking marijuana around the block.

"My parents are really driving me crazy this Thanksgiving, Cindy. I think we need to walk the weed."

"Did you see those girls over there? Looks like they're walking the weed."

snack off

1). Quenching your sexual frustration by eating (junk food)
2). Masturbating while eating (junk food)

I swear, Laverne, if Justin locks himself in the bathroom to snack off one more time, I'm throwing away the Cheez-Its.

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