snack off

1). Quenching your sexual frustration by eating (junk food)
2). Masturbating while eating (junk food)

I swear, Laverne, if Justin locks himself in the bathroom to snack off one more time, I'm throwing away the Cheez-Its.

9👍 8👎

girltender

a female bartender especially at a place where all the other bartenders are male

These dudes make some weak drinks, but that girltender over there is makin' them HEAVY.

6👍 2👎

keymergency

When you lose your keys (they're usually in your pocket)

Sorry I'm late, I had a bit of a keymergency.

doodoo dial

A call made simply because you are bored on the toilet.

I knew that Priya was doodoo dialing me because right after I heard a flush she said she had to go.