dream ticket

an ideal relationship

Forget Obama/Clinton, my dream ticket is Pitt/Jolie.

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mourny

The feeling of extreme horniness during times of great emotional pain.

After Uncle Grover died, I got so mourny that I went to a strip club after the funeral.

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keymergency

When you lose your keys (they're usually in your pocket)

Sorry I'm late, I had a bit of a keymergency.

doodoo dial

A call made simply because you are bored on the toilet.

I knew that Priya was doodoo dialing me because right after I heard a flush she said she had to go.