booty o'clock

Often referred to closing time, it's the period of time right after a bar closes where desperate people hang around outside to pick up on remainders.

And to think, I met your father at booty o'clock!

girltender

a female bartender especially at a place where all the other bartenders are male

These dudes make some weak drinks, but that girltender over there is makin' them HEAVY.

doodoo dial

A call made simply because you are bored on the toilet.

I knew that Priya was doodoo dialing me because right after I heard a flush she said she had to go.

keymergency

When you lose your keys (they're usually in your pocket)

Sorry I'm late, I had a bit of a keymergency.