TONICed

When your friend is too sauced and they ask you to buy them another drink, order a tonic water with lime. Tastes foul like alcohol, but doesn’t make them further lose motor control. Order two to really get them - they’ll think that they’re the coolest one in the bar and you’ll get a good laugh.

“Nothing like waking up and realizing you were toniced!”

“We need to tonic her right now”