Asspickle

A useless and weak dissipated dumbass that would be a piece of s*** if they somehow stop being such a dick

You sank my boat, lost $10,000 at the casino, and cheated on me with my Siamese twin sister. Good God you're such an asspickle!

Reciprocity

Giving what you get

We had joy we had fun when you took it up the bum but the problem you see is reciprocity...