Gurgle Delay

When your stomach is gurgling as you start to have sex and need to delay the deed until said explosion happens

We had a gurgle delay as he went down on me due to an unanticipated bathroom incident.

Bearding my taint

The area between your vagina and anus burned by your husbands beard stubble while going down on you

I was raw from him bearding my taint with his fucking stubble while he ate me out!!!

sexhappening

When you can’t escape your husbands sexual advances

Get naked baby, sexhappening!!!!

Itchyism

A reoccurring rash which will not heal

The itchyism on my arm is a real thorn in my side.

Assholery

The act of being an asshole

That was an assholery move of him to cut me off

disingenuinality

A coldness or phony air about you. disingenuine vibe you give off

She has real cold disingenuinality about her.

Wordmaker

A person who invents words and submits them to urban dictionary and they constantly are being published

I’m a real wordmaker in urban dictionary