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A name for someone Getting drunk too quickly on cherry flavored Martinis
Cherry rapido was it again as he fell into his apartment and passed out on the bed
An arthritic feeling in a particular body part due to old age
My fingers have crunchyitis
My husband and his twin share giant genetalia due to the genetical similarities.
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When your stomach is gurgling as you start to have sex and need to delay the deed until said explosion happens
We had a gurgle delay as he went down on me due to an unanticipated bathroom incident.
When you canât escape your husbands sexual advances
Get naked baby, sexhappening!!!!
The area between your vagina and anus burned by your husbands beard stubble while going down on you
I was raw from him bearding my taint with his fucking stubble while he ate me out!!!
A reoccurring rash which will not heal
The itchyism on my arm is a real thorn in my side.