Pjotr

Pjotr will unintentionally stimulate your latent sapiosexuality by being a seemingly ordinary dude with maxed out brawn, perception, wisdom, intelligence, charisma, and resolve. Despite all that, he is painfully too humble to admit he may be the next phase of human evolution.

"Yo Pjotr."
"Hello there."
"General Kenobi."
"How is your day?"
"Fine."
"You got a B in the recent math test and now you're sad aren't you?"

"What? How did you know?"

"I could tell."
"We're texting."
"Indeed. So anyway, are you feeling alright?"

"You're stalking me aren't you? Come to my room."
"You already know I don't live in your country."