Are you calling my mum a liar?

Widely considered to be the ultimate response when backed into an argumentative corner, this phrase has revolutionised academic debate since its inception in the early 17th century.

John Stuart Mill: Immanuel, I believe we should define the rightness of actions by a consequentialist theory of ethics.

Kant: Are you calling my mum a liar?

JS Mill: What? No....

Kant: Well shut up then.

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Rumens

i)a vehement yet completely pointless argument over matters which are of no real concern to anyone - esp concerning dictionary definitions.

ii)a lecture, tirade, rant.

iii)Guy Rumens

A:Where's John?
B:Oh, he got into a rumens with Kanye.

Man, I would come out, but my mum went off on a rumens at dinner.

Guy: Hello
Me: Hello Rumens.

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frostylicious

having the characteristic of being a delicious frosty

This frosty is frostylicious!

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feeding the fish

From SE asia, to cut off male lover's penius and throw it in the canal.

He was seeing another woman so she decided to feed the fish.

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waheibi

A stupid, annoying human who refuses to leave you alone. He's "that guy" The biggest pussy around. He is also incredibly incompetent.

God Damn it, I HATE Waheibi. Also seemook and skeet

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heart

Played-out sportscaster buzzword. Used as a weak compliment to a player or team's stamina or courage when faced with a snowball's chances in Hell of succeeding.

HOWIE LONG: You know, the Bengals suck in every possible way. They have no talent, no coaching, and they play in Cincinnati.

TERRY BRADSHAW: Yeah, but they got heart! Wooo-hoooo! Yessiree, sweet Jimmy-Bob cornbread in th' outhouse!

HOWIE LONG: Dumbass.

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fadooza

Loosely Italian origins: A dipshit, a fool. see also Wanker

Borrowing money all the time makes me feel like a fadooza.

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