Conan Gray

Literally the most beautiful person on planet earth. The love of my life, the embodiment of perfection. Basically Jesus Christ himself come down from the heavens to bless us with music. I love him more than I love myself. Going to his concert will change the course of your entire life. Love this precious person like there’s no tomorrow.

Person 1: “Hey, how do you spell ‘my everything’?”
Person 2: “C-o-n-a-n-G-r-a-y.”
Person 1: “But that spells ‘Conan Gray’.”
Person 2: “Exactly.”

Squeeze Month

The month in which Ralph too was fighting the urge to get near, to get a handful of that brown, vulnerable flesh. The desire to squeeze and hurt was over-mastering.

“Happy squeeze month Jack!”

“You too Ralph! Now let’s celebrate… ;)”

Kanibalesiply

A word used to express extreme emotions.

Holy kanibalesiply! I can’t believe they fucked on the school bus!

Marching Band

A family of mentally insane teenagers who love each other more than life itself but also hate each other at the same time. Every band has a special unsaid connection with each other that can’t be broken, unless someone drops out of band. Then the band kids will make sure they are miserable for the rest of their lives. The band kids have many inside jokes from bus rides and football games, and it annoys the hell out of non-band kids. Join band, you’ll love it, but be warned, there is no escape.

“I love marching band!”
“I know right! It was so funny on the bus when one of the rookies was talking about how he owns a thong.”