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Eggzactly- A succinct and descriptive affirmation by an individual who enjoys his, her, or their farts when they smell horrific and cause discomfort and emotional pain to those within range. These farts typically consist of a rotten "egg like" smell, hence the affirmation "Eggzactly."
Ted: Damn, did you bust ass? It smells rotten as hell here....it smells like a mix of horrible shit and eggs.
Fred: Eggzactly.
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When you convince your significant other to perform oral sex on you in complete darkness. Unbeknownst to your significant other, you have carefully stashed a Boba Fett mask nearby, along with an adjustable portable desk light (can be purchased on Amazon). Immediately prior to your climax, carefully don the Boba Fett mask and have the portable desk light positioned correctly. Upon blasting your partner in the face, whether you shoot or spray, you immediately light up the room with Boba Fett mask covering your face. Subsequent to your significant other wearing your load or spray, you must utter the words "This is the way." Best done under the influence of hallucinogenic substances.
Ted: How was your night, did you finally get oral from your girlfriend?
Fred: It was amazing, I blasted her in the face and then when I turned on the lights I was wearing that Boba Fest mask you got me. Total MandoMoneyShot. They might as well just hand me over the dark saber.
A savory treat when one individual puts his, her, or their fingers in every available anatomical opening but always ends with the fingers in the mouth. Usually the anus finishes off the last topping or ingredient in the soufflé. Best done on a hot, humid day. Also referred to as the "No Holes Barred."
Fred: Ted, why did you stick your fingers in your ears, then up your nostrils, and now they are both shoved up your sinkhole? Don't you know it's like 90 degrees with a heat index of 110?
Ted: That's exactly why I'm doing it...the hotter it is outside the better the consistency and taste of the orphus souffle.